-laughs dryly- How’d we end up like this, huh? We weren’t like this a few years ago… I know, which is why I’m asking this. -shrugs- I hope it will be.
-shrugs- Hell if I know, mate. What does anything ever happen? -shakes his head- Just don’t give ‘em hell and maybe try to smile a bit more, Jetter. You’ll be back in no time. I’ll be here when you get back all shiny and new.
…Ever been to rehab? I won’t get in any trouble, don’t worry. I can’t, not there. I’m probably just overreacting or whatever, but you know as well as I do how unpredictable it is around here. With the crash and all…
No but I’ve been in a dark place before. And I’ve been to places worse than rehab, trust me. Yeah, things are never dull here. I think this might be good for you though. Just keep your head up. I’ll see you on the flip side.
What was that? Ev and Delilah, if you can… I’m probably asking a lot, considering Del’s living at the camp and all, but…
Nothing. -nods- Uh… yeah. Sure. No problem.
You sure? -looks down at the floor- Thank you.
Listen, Jetter. I know I’m a shit roommate and an even shittier friend. But I’ve been there. Okay? Whatever the hell you’re going through and whatever you don’t wanna tell me, just know that I get it. I’ll take care for your girls while you’re gone and shit. Just don’t get into any more trouble while you’re out.
What was that? Ev and Delilah, if you can… I’m probably asking a lot, considering Del’s living at the camp and all, but…
Nothing. -nods- Uh… yeah. Sure. No problem.
Yeah, a while. Just… don’t worry about it, okay? Can you?
-sighs and mumbles something about getting tired of all the secretive bullshit- Yeah. Who am I looking out after?
A while? Where the hell you goin’, Jetter?

Sure.
I’m serious… nothing happened, and that’s just… fucking weird.
Like… how?
…How?
Well… like what do you mean nothing happened?
Because I’m a judgmental twat. [Shrugs and smirks back] And I honestly wasn’t about to start caring.Every guy who is sexually attracted to guys is weird? Gee, thanks, “mate.” [Rolls his eyes][Chuckles slightly, amused] I normally do it without warning, so consider yourself lucky.
You are fuckin’ weird, mate.
-smirks- Now you’re the one being all judgmental here. I never said anything like that.
-shakes his head, standing up to leave- Good luck with that, golden boy.
Sure.
I’m serious… nothing happened, and that’s just… fucking weird.
Like… how?